The real rattler
"While the average cryptozoologist fraud still mulls over debatable balaur sightings in the south, I have concluded that the fabled case of the rattler has come to a rather simple close.This hideous little creature presents an exceptional sample of imp like no other. It is too precious to dissect, but my studies have presented evidence it is older than norren fairytales. It exhibits all its characteristics and more. It shows a basic grasp of language and the ability of foresight, capable of accurately predicting which socks I will put on in the morning." - P. Clarke
